Obama's FISA Surprisa

Woe unto you Obama supporters. Woe unto you super-Liberals. You had hoped in your heart of hearts that he would change his mind didn't you? Stand up like a man and do the right thing. Well, today, Obama gave you his ass to kiss one more time by voting against the anti-Immunity amendments for the Telecom Industry in the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) bill and in fact, voted to keep the whole damn thing. More warrantless wiretaps coming up! So committed was Obama to allowing Bush to keep this power, he made the trip to Washington just so he could vote for this bill. Keep those lips puckered up because he's going to do a lot more boonking over before it's all said and done. Oh, and you'd better get some Ben Gay or Aspercreme for those necks because you can only stay prostrate like that for so long.

I would laugh you fools to scorn, but I'm affected by this as well. We all are. McCain supports the bill though he was not able to vote, but can't we all understand that? McCain is a Republican. Obama is not. So, why in the hell would he and any other Democrats vote for this travesty of justice? Hillary voted for the amendments and against the bill, proving yet again who the nominee should be this Fall. Woe unto you nimrods. You'd better get on those phones and on those email accounts and start calling for those Super Delegates to come to their senses. Otherwise, John McCain will seem like Strawberry Shortcake compared to what Obama has planned for you. --SUGAR

Comments

[josgirl]

Sugar, instead of Ben Gay and Aspercreme, I suggest Vaseline.

[ea]

Soon we will hear the Obama supporters say, "But, but, but only those who DESERVE to be spied on will get their phones tapped." Or this oft-used attack: "You're not HIDING anything, are you"?

[Janis]

I suggest a brick to the forehead, personally.

[Nick]

This was not the FISA bill that he knew. Seriously, this is pitiful, has he no shame. Am I living in a nightmare or are there really people out there that believe what this charlatan is selling.

Sugar, your new graphics are interesting. You rock!

[SUGAR]

josgirl, at least a little tube of Vaseline might not be such a bad idea. lol

ea, count on it!

Janis, if he asked them to smash bricks into their fawking foreheads, I believe at least a third of them would comply.

Gracias, Nick! :) I think we are all living in a nightmare and while I try to find the funny in these ridiculous things, I'm getting more and more worried. Truth be told...