Your Father's Day Gift to Obama

On this last Sunday before Father's Day, I just want to send a special request to the sweet Obama girls to do your level best to find your dad the perfect gift for that special day--a clue.  North Korea is threatening nuclear war. Iran is spinning even more out of control. Oh gosh I don't know what else could happen!  When I visited Canada a few weeks ago, I had a good time, but I didn't have any desire to live there. Now, it doesn't seem like such a bad idea. Hell, Juarez, Mexico doesn't seem like such a bad idea now considering where this country is heading. At least those thugs are open with their skullduggery.  The thugs here keep trying to convince us that they are the good guys. Not.

I wish Jimmy Carter would sit his old ass down. He really is out of his mind. Why doesn't he pick up a hobby like Bush the first?  You don't hear him getting all involved in current affairs. He served his time and now he is enjoying life. Why won't Jimmeh stop meddling? Sick of him!

Now, if BHO were your daddy (shiver), what would you get him for Father's Day? --SUGAR 

Comments

[Ron Russell]

Sugar, I would give him a one-way ticket to the summit of Kilamenjaro, maybe he could find that leopard skin Hemmingway spoke of to keep him warm.

[chay]

I would get him tickets to a tennis match. Maybe then he'd know how I feel while watching him with that teleprompter.

[raging]

couple cartons of non-filtered smokes - Camels, & maybe a paisley smoking jacket with ascot.
hopey changey POTUS seal on the pocket of course.

some crazy offshoot of HAMAS tried blow up Jimmy's caravan on the way to peace talks with the non-terrorist HAMAS organization.

[FembotsForObama]

Some long, terse, boring piece of literature (Russian literature), require him to take notes and give a book report replete with explaining subplots and enumerating each character's name. Then he'll know what it's like to listen to him drone on during his "speeches".

Note: actually I love Russian lit, but its not for the faint of heart, feeble minded, or people who don't have time or patience to become absorbed fully by it.

[E=Mc2]

Sugar: The reason why Jimmy Carter won't sit his ass down is because he was a f-ing useless as a President and he can't get over his one term failure. So now he has to open his mouth whenever he can in order to promote his legacy as a peacemaker - that's all he can do. Did it surprise anyone that he has always been incredibly jealous of the Clintons and endorsed BO early on?

As a father's day present, I'd send over all of his relatives from Kenya and the ones living here on welfare that he hides in the housing projects. It'll be a nice family reunion. Hopefully one of his relatives would pull a classic Kenyan lottery scam on his ass.

[MG]

E=Mc2....you beat me to it! Right on regarding Jimmy Carter! He should just shut up and build Habitat homes... He was a lousy president and nothing is going to change that! But you know O is going to best him!

[raging]

MG, Jimmy can't even get that right. the Habitat homes are falling apart & roach infested from poor bldg materials. the occupants have to keep making payments anyway.

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[MG]

I just heard from Drudge that O got the ABC news networked for Father's day...then he moved it in to the WH. Nice and then he complains when Fox's news criticizes him or anyone else for that matter! It seems we are going to have our own dictatorship soon..if not already.

[IT'SAGIRL]

I remenber when the old peanut farmer kept fuckin' up Miss Lillian said.......Jimmy tired... WTF!